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nude_explorer
USA
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 Posted - 12/22/2008 : 01:03:11
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A man passing through a community just out of town came seeing a sign
pointing to a picnic area pulled off the road into the picnic area to
relax and have a bite to eat. Near the picnic area was a small stream,
in a bend of the stream was a natural pool.
After finishing his lunch he decided to walk around and stretch a bit,
it was a warm summer day and when he noticed the stream and natural
pool he longed to take a dip and cool off. He thought about it for a
few minutes then decided since it was middle of the week and there was
no one around he would just do it. He walked over to his car,
stripped naked, placed his clothes in his car then walked to the pool
and went for a nice cool relaxing dip. About a half hour later
another car pulled up, three women got out of their car and spread out
a picnic at one of the tables, the man wasn't too concerned since they
couldn't see him over the bank. Another half hour passed and the
ladies were still talking, then another half hour and still talking,
two hours after the ladies showed up they were still talking and
showed no signs of leaving any time soon. It was starting to get late
and cooling down considerably and the man was getting all wrinkly.
A slight breeze came along and a paper sack from the ladies lunch blew
toward the pool, the man grabbed the sack and pulled it over his head
and ran for his car. As he passed the ladies the Relief society
President said: He's not my Husband. Then the 1st councilor said:
He's not my Husband either. Then the 2ond councilor said: He's not
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Ravenwarbird
Canada
726 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2009 : 02:31:10
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OK, this literally just happened not an half an hour ago. I decided to take a shower to both relax and get clean, I need both. I said good night to my brother as he said he was off to bed, and went to the bathroom and had a glorious shower. Oh it felt sooooo gooood, I did not want to leave the soothing warmth but all good things must come to an end or so they say. So I got out of the shower dried off and walked towards my room like I normally do, naked or course, and through the living room. I found it abit odd that the lights were still on as my bro is a bit of a stickler on turning lights off wether you are using them or not. I walk into the living room and see my brother crouched in front of the DVD rack. I was about to ask why he was still up when I realized his hair was the wrong colour, it was the wrong brother . Before I could bolt out of there he turns and looks right at me full front and like 8 or (feet away). I had no where and nothing to hide. After some time, like a second or two I lunged for the cat blanket and wrapped that around myself than ask why he was here this late. Has was obvious from how I found him he was here to barrow a movie for family movie night. He then asked me why I was naked up until a moment ago. I told him I just got out of the shower (the truth) and there wern't any towels in the bathroom (a lie) and our other brother had already go to bed a while ago so what the hey why not. I asked about his kids and he said that were all fine as he took the movie he came for and we parted ways. I locked up, turned off the lights and came in here to tell you all about it.
Well I guess that is one way of becoming more open with my family. He had a smerk the whole time and I am sure he was holding back a laugh but all in all I think that want well. Sure I am sure he was more than surprized to see me without clothing but he did not show it. I really do not think it really is all that of a big deal, he is married and had four kids, three girls, so it is not like he as never seen a naked girl or woman before plus I am pretty sure he knows I sometimes do not wear full atire all the time even around our brother. I just hope this is not used against me at some point. More ammo to use against me why Auntie Raven is not a proper role model for the kids. That was my sister-in-law talking. I am sure he is laughing all the way home but I don't know if he will bring it up to the family anytime soon. He is nice like that. At leat I hope he is.
Remember the simple things are the fundamentals of life. Choose ye your path this day. |
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argonaut
USA
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Posted - 03/07/2009 : 04:01:28
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| But Raven, it sounds like you were the embarrassed one. I know, it is a shock - not like going to a beach where nudity is expected. But next time, just smile and act like nothing is wrong. |
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Ravenwarbird
Canada
726 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2009 : 01:37:15
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I will be honest, I was shocked and a little embarassed but I went for the blanked mostly because I thought he would think it odd if I had not. Afterwards I was thinking and I really did not mind him seeing me naked, he is someone I trust with my life who would do anything to protect me from physical harm. I would say emotional harm but he is my older brother and we all know how older brothers treat little sisters  . I am joking, really I am. Next time, if there is, I will be more casual but still probably cover up, it is what I am expected to do  .
Remember the simple things are the fundamentals of life. Choose ye your path this day. |
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Noodles
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Posted - 03/08/2009 : 01:49:38
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| cute post, RWB! And as far as nude_explorer's lead-in post, I've always wondered abt those 2nd counselors - esp from the R.S.!! (JJ/LOL!!) |
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bryans_saturdays
USA
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Posted - 03/08/2009 : 19:00:19
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Then the 2ond councilor said: He's not anybody from our ward.
I like it! Looking forward to sharing it with my wife 
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bryans_saturdays
USA
1765 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2009 : 19:01:33
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Originally posted by Ravenwarbird
OK, this literally just happened not an half an hour ago....
Fun story Raven! Thanks for sharing. And for the record, I agree with Argonaut
Bryan |
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Ravenwarbird
Canada
726 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2010 : 02:16:55
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| Friend of mine learned an important lesson today, lock the port-a-potty door when you are using it. Kid opened the door on her, she refused to say what stage or use she was at when it happened or what gender the kid was but she sure was red faced. |
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coveresid
USA
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Posted - 07/02/2010 : 04:55:22
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| It is hard to remember everything to do when going into those porta potties while holding your breath. Some are so smelly that the only way to use them is to limit your breathing to not smell them. So it is possible to forget to lock one. Many today aren't too bad from a smell stand point, so it is much easier to be willing to turn the lock. Most of the time you just want to get in and get out quickly and if no one is around when you go in, you just don't lock it hoping to get finish and get out quickly. The thinking is that you can be done before anyone else shows up. Well, it doesn't always work that way like your friend found out. |
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Ravenwarbird
Canada
726 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2010 : 02:00:25
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I found out, from personal experience (hey, I was there all day, even the greatest or people have to pee sometime)(not that I am the greatest of people, I am just pointing out that everyone has to go some time even me.), that they do not smell bad at all. I was pleasantly surprised at the smell and how clean and functional they are, even have urinals and I am sorry to say it took me a minute to figure that out or that was what it is. I am not accustom to looking for urinals or seeing them in washrooms . Also you don't really need a lock, if you are sitting anyway, as you can just use your foot to block the door.
Wow a whole post just on port-a-potties, never thought I would see the day when I did that. |
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Bustman
USA
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Posted - 07/04/2010 : 04:20:09
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Raven, Nice potty story. I would like to comment on your ealier story about getting caught by your brother. I know how you felt I had a similar experience my self a few weeks ago.
All of our children are grown and have there own homes. I had just gotten my shower put my robe on and went to the kitchen where my lap top was. I sat down slipped my robe because it was warm, I started to work. The house doors were locked and my wife was at work. While working on my lap top I failed to hear the garage door open. Then the door from the garage to the kitchen opened, I look up, my youngest daughter of 20 plus began to enter. I yelled telling her to stop, go back out. I slipped my robe back on so she could come in and conduct what ever it was she came for.
I agree with argonaut nothing was done wrong. We responded to an adrenalin rush. The part to be greatful about is we were caught by someone we trust and love. Thank you for shareing your story.
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Ravenwarbird
Canada
726 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2010 : 02:30:00
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Today my brother and I worked out in the backyard weeding and making it look nice. As I was cleaning up the yard and my brother weeding, I overheard some voices coming from the neighbours yard. There were two young ladies suntanning in bikinis there, I had not noticed then until just then and I highly doubt that they noticed us either. They were just talking and I was doing my best to not listen when one of the women said to the other in a louder voice "I will if you will." followed shortly by giggles and "OK, on the count of three, one..two..three!"
Now I will point out that despite the fence dividing out yards from one another being about six feet high there are decently wide gaps between the boards to see what is going on on the other side of the fence; and I happened to be in a position with a clear view of the ladies. On the count of three they both rolled over and continued to sun face up only now they no longer had tops on. Now this was made all the funnier by the fact that I was not the closest one to them, my brother was maybe 13 or so feet from them and had an even clearer view had he not been facing away from the fence. He was off in his own world back to the fence with earphones in listening to the scriptures on tape while he sat weeding totally oblivious to what was transpiring behind him. I when over to him, removed his earphones and whispered "Whatever you do, don't turn around or make any sounds or sudden movements." He was like, OOOkay whatever. Then I told him what was behind him and we went inside so as to not freak the bathing beauties.
Like I said, I really do not think they knew we were there. In the past they have hung sheets over the fence when they had a kiddy-pool party. We can still see into their yard from one of the computer room but you have to put some effort into looking. I was the one moving around and making what little noise that was being made so they might have noticed me and not cared, which is what I hope as it could actually lead to a Missionary moment. It could be like,
"Hey, you sunbath topless too? so do I, we should do it together. You know this reminded me of the time when Bathsheba was bathing in the open air and was seen by King David, do you know the story from the Bible? It is really quite interesting how King David went from being a great and righteous king to committing adultery and murder. It led to his downfall and he was never able to get back the favor of the Lord that he lost because of one week moment that compounded into a tragic sin that effected the rest of his life. However did did repent and gain back some favor of the Lord but he forever regretted that lustful moment. What do you know about repentance and the Atonement, do you think they are important in your lives? ... Would you like to meet with two hansom young men who can teach you more about Jesus Christ and how his Gospel and Church was restored again to the earth in 1840?"
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Ravenwarbird
Canada
726 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2010 : 00:01:14
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Yesterday morning I woke up to banging, not a good way to wake up, and was rather groggy and not in a nice mood when I got up and made breakfast. At the breakfast table I asked my brother what all the banging was, it sounded like someone was hitting out house with a sledge or something, could have just been me though from being woken up like that. I was informed that out neighbour was having there roof fixed and the shingles replaced. My brother then added with a sinister smile, "You can see them through the kitchen window." The light when on in my head, if we can see them than they can probably see us too and since I still was not dressed at all yet and just spent like five minutes in the kitchen making myself breakfast...
When I peeked out the window no one was looking back but they were clearly there and surly had a clear view into our kitchen. Admit-ably with the angles involved they could not have seen very far in unless they had their heads on the lowest point of the roof. Still, that woke me up in an instant, and now I can't go into my kitchen unless I am dressed during the day while they work, and they worked until 9pm. This morning I was dressed before leaving my room. Got to admire their dedication and commitment, that or they really did see me and were hoping for a repeat performance. Might have to install curtains for the time being. |
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FullMonty
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Posted - 09/06/2010 : 15:36:42
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Raven,
As a general rule, if it's light outside, people on the outside can't see in very well, if at all. On the other hand, when it's dark or dusk, people will be able to see in as well as you can see outside during the day. If in doubt, step outside during the day and evening and look into peoples windows.
Maybe you covered this some other place and I missed it, but, how does your brother feel about you nakedness now? Have his views changed seeing your comfort level with yourself? Just curious. |
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argonaut
USA
1955 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2010 : 00:18:38
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Originally posted by FullMonty
If in doubt, step outside during the day and evening and look into peoples windows.
But do it discreetly so you are not arrested. Don't make me come up there and bail you out of jail. Is a girl who is a "peeping tom" a "peeping tom-boy"? And why is a girl who likes boy stuff called a tom-boy and not a tom-girl? |
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Ravenwarbird
Canada
726 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2010 : 10:11:25
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| Actually I heard a girl who looks through windows at people called a Peeping-Jane. As for the Tom-boy vs. Tom-girl... I don't know, maybe because she is acting like a boy. If that is the case, what do you call a boy who likes girl stuff? I know a few names but none of them are very nice or something that should be said. I believe the politically correct term is Metro-sexual, but even that is not right as it means someone who is without distinct perseverance or traits, like those people you are never sure what gender they are. |
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