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FullMonty

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Posted - 04/16/2010 :  10:22:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sometimes I say stupid things about naturism that I later regret after I've seen how bad they come out or how well they were NOT received. I was going to make my own list, but I know most of you could contribute.

Wife: "I just don't understand why you would want to go to a place with a bunch of naked people and why you want me to go with you?"

Me: After a few thoughtful seconds "Seeing you naked makes me happy and I just want everyone to be happy like me."

Nope, I didn't score any points with this one.


So what did you say... that you want to openly admit?

rjmma

411 Posts
Posted - 04/16/2010 :  12:09:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I say too many stupid things to keep track of, but, fullmonty, I had to let you know that that line gave me the best laugh I've had in a couple of days.
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FullMonty

865 Posts
Posted - 04/21/2010 :  14:21:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Over 100 reads and only two posts, I guess rjmma and I are the only ones... I thought there would be more, many more.
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Usher

USA
295 Posts
Posted - 04/21/2010 :  15:02:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Monty--I can't speak for the others, but I know my reaction when I read your post was "boy, how many times have I said something just a stupid--if not more stupid!!"
I think the silence is because all of us feel the same thing.
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argonaut

USA
1955 Posts
Posted - 04/21/2010 :  17:13:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Outside of this forum I don't talk about naturism very much. I say more than enough stupid things in every other aspect of my life, but I tend to forget about them very quickly. My wife, however remembers every stupid thing I have ever said, so she can post here in my behalf. Of course, I am not going to tell her about this specific thread.
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FullMonty

865 Posts
Posted - 04/21/2010 :  20:39:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by argonaut

Of course, I am not going to tell her about this specific thread.
Wisdom comes from experience.
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hairybare

USA
376 Posts
Posted - 04/22/2010 :  07:46:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I too am guilty of many stupid things coming forth from my mouth, I live in a near perfect state of foot in mouth disease when it comes to this sort of thing. Too many to remember!

Hairybare
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SouthernMan

74 Posts
Posted - 04/22/2010 :  13:38:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A couple of weeks ago at Hippie Hollow, I was talking to someone I hadn't seen since last summer. She was a good looking woman, not that there's anything wrong with that... But as she was leaving, I said, "Good to see you again," like of course we say hundreds of times without thinking. One of the other guys nearby remarked, under his breath, "you can say that again". Anyway, I guess it takes on a whole new meaning when naked.
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Bustman

USA
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Posted - 04/23/2010 :  08:20:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I believe every person has said something stupid at least once in our careers (Life). I know I have said a bunch. My goal is to put a lot of distance between them.
Southernman sounds like your heart and mind was in the correct place. It was the other fellow miss firing. "As a man thinketh in his heart so he shall become."
I agree with Usher. I was working on a responce with out sounding stupid. Monty bottom line is you got folks thinkin.
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FullMonty

865 Posts
Posted - 04/23/2010 :  11:23:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I tend to look at things from a humorous standpoint and get a good laugh from the things people say. You might as well laugh now, you're probably going to laugh later!
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ddoger

Canada
205 Posts
Posted - 04/23/2010 :  14:54:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Several years ago I was baptizing my wife and children in the SL temple and I noticed my wife was closer to me in the water than my daughter. My daughter is very thin and I commented to my wife that she was closer to me and it must be because she was "wider" I haven't lived it down since. stupid, stupid stupid.

Cheers
ddoger

The rule is... Live the Principle. If you choose not to live this rule, more rules will be created. MP
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Ravenwarbird

Canada
726 Posts
Posted - 04/23/2010 :  18:57:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ddoger, you just make me laugh. "wider" yeah I can see how you will never live that down.

I have two examples of stupid things that were said. One I just heard of but it is funny. Classic example, girl asks her boyfriend if her pants made her hips look to big. He says "No, it is not the pants." She apparently heard "that make your hips big" in addition because she tore him a new one for calling her fat. He was all clueless why she was mad.

Second one happened to me two nights ago. I was chatting on line in a LDS singles forum to waist time and start talking with a guy about nothing much, I got the impression he was not a member or do not know a lot about the Church, asked several question about the Church where I am and what I believe about stuff. So there is a lull in the conversation and he breaks the silence by asking what I am doing right now. I tell him truthfully "Typing on my computer with you." he says "Other than that LOL." So I told him exactly what I was doing at the time, "Petting my cat on my lap." there is a minute pause and then he responds, "Does that mean you are "M"ing?" He used to the full word but I think you get it.

I could not believe anyone would even think that let alone ask it. It honestly took me like 30 seconds to even get where he was coming from, I kind of wish I did not understand what he meant. I guess my mind is not as pure as I would have hoped. So yeah, the conversation was pretty much dead after that, how do you recover after that.

Speaking of dumb things we said and cats; yesterday I asked my brother were the fish was, I meant cat and have no idea why I said fish. He was like, I don't think we have any fish but you could check the fridge or freezer. Oh, and this morning the phone rang while I was getting dressed so I was holding my pants up and trying to do them up with one hand and holding the phone in the other. I had to write a number down so let go of my pants to write and they stayed in place for a bit then dropped. Almost instinctively I bent down quickly to catch them. I can only imagine what the woman on the other end of the line heard but when I bent down I forgot I was standing in front of phone desk and smacked my head it hard, I dropped the phone and fell backwards with my pants around my ankles. I was like, OH, I can not believe I just did that, Stupid. Why would I even care if my pants fell off, I am on the phone, no one can see! Then I started laughing and could not stop of half an hour. Brain damage.
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FullMonty

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Posted - 04/24/2010 :  15:40:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thanks Raven, that's too funny! How's your head?
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